Dav the Man of Bones


Most people have soft cores. They are really squishy.

Not Dav the man of bones, that guy is wild.

Don’t Google it you won’t find anything.

He isn’t of bones, he just has a lot of them and he isn’t squishy.

You may think that you have a lot of bones.

Not as many as Dav. Dav has roughly 1.3 million bones.

Not on him obviously.

Not in him either.

He is Dav the man of bones. He doesn’t collect them, he just has them. A collection implies competeability.

How did they end up in his possession?

I don’t know. I’m not Dav. He keeps to himself. I don’t ask too many questions. It’s dangerous. This is Dav we’re talking about.

Guy’s not scary, but like.

He has connections you know.

You shouldn’t be scared of Dav. He’s not actually scary in real life. Not all of the 1.3 million bones in his possession are human bones - just most of them. He just has a lot of bones.

It’s okay to be scared of bones, I guess.