It’s json, but:

MANDATORY AMEN CLOSURE

At the end of any object, you have to add "amen": true (shown without the other changes for clarity). Theoretically, it can be anywhere, but it should be at the end. "amen" is set to false by default, and if any object has amen set to false God will smite you.

PRAY FOR THE ELEMENT

Element separators, in arrays and outside, clasp your hands in prayer. 🙏.

CROSS-KEY-VALUE CONNECTOR

As the cross joins Jesus with the Lord, so too shall it join our keys and our values. "name"✝ "john"

ANGEL QUOTES

No more unholy quotes. Only angel quotes. « » replace "". Also, square brackets? No thank you, please use Angel brackets <>. I’m not mispronouncing Angle, you are.

FILE IS AN EXTENSION OF THE LORD

Jesus is but an extension of the lord. We honour this, Holy Json’s file extension is JESON Jesus Object Notation.

EXAMPLE

{
	«name» ✝ «John» 🙏
	«favourite_colours» ✝ <«red» 🙏 «green» 🙏 «blue»> 🙏
	«amen» ✝ true
}

WHY IS MY JESON FILE LARGER?

Room for the Lord.

HOLY YAML?

JEML (Jesus Markup Language) is a lot nicer because we don’t have such heathen things like curly brackets. All you need is the cross-key value connector, mandatory amen closure, and pray for the element. The main difference is in pray for the element, you’re replacing - with 🙏 when you array on a new line. No need for angel quotes.

person✝
  name✝ John
  favourite-colours✝
    🙏red
    🙏green
    🙏blue
   amen✝ true